Your Mother's Got A Penis - Goldie LookinÂ’ Chain
Handjob, Blandjob, I DonÂ’t Understand Job - Garfunkel and Oates
The Penis Song - Momus
Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) - Monty Python
Detachable Penis - King Missile
Letter To My Penis - Rodney Carrington
Hitler's Cock - Beehive and the Barracudas
A Complete History of Penis Envy (Sizes 24-29) - Momus
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo -The Wiggles
My Grandfather's Cock - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Enormous Penis - Da VinciÂ’s Notebook
Little Willy - Sweet
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Monster - Fred Schneider
That's My Erection - Kunt and the Gang
Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks
Every Sperm Is Sacred - Monty Python
I Want My Foreskin Back - Insane Lane Band
My Weapon - XTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
Big Six - Judge Dread
Willie And The Hand Jive - Eric Clapton
You Are Awful, But I Like You - Dick Emery?
Yes We Have No Bananas - Not sure (sounds a bit like Jim Dale)
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury
Walk on Music
Evil Dick - Body Count
End Music
Happiness - Ken Dodd