Ho Ho Ho
It's Chriiiiissssttmmaass. And what Jesus came to Earth to teach us was that it's time to eat, drink and buy loads of stuff so that we can better remember the poor and the hungry. I think that's what he said. But he definitely said, "Buy ye the DVDs of the Herring" Ian 12:11. So if you want him to have a happy birthday then do as I say.